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YES ALICE THIS AD IS FOR REAL, NO I DON'T WANT TO IM OR CHAT I WANT A DATE WITH A REAL WOMAN! Look, I'm a good looking guy, that's fine. But why not just ask me out instead of playing all these silly games? All day long, I'm running into women of all sorts who just STARE at me shamelessly, through their EPV extreme peripheral vision. You think I don't notice, but trust me, it's obvious. The young waitress at Chili's?? Smiling at me, touching my shoulder and tossing her hair seductively with every refill of my diet coke?? FRIKKIN ALL OVER ME!! Then I leave my customary 5 tip, and next time I come in she's even more obsessive, trying to play hard to get by avoiding my section completely. The older lady who approached me at Barnes and Noble, who has her own business and is looking for people just like me to help her expand in the area???!?? Like I don't know what THAT'S all about!! I bet there's nothing she'd like more than for me to expand in her area!! The wellendowed blond bartender with the wedding ring.. who calls me Hun every time I order another gintonic... YOU'RE MARRIED, YOU FILTHY NASTY WELL YOU GET IDEA!! Well, I've resorted to posting on , so I can use the anonymity to help mask my amazing looks and irresistible charm. But no doubt some of my internet stalkers will find me anyways, offering to let me see them live 24/7 showering with their sorority sisters. If you can approach me with confidence so we don't have to play these silly games, I'd love to hear from you. p.s. I'm not attracted to Nigerian women, no matter how much money they are willing to put in my bank account. Nothing personal Yes I got your photo Denise, no I have never had the pleasure of allowing a transsexual nun beat the hell out of me then dress me as a street walker and have their way me , MMM perhaps in my next life. STOP BEFORE YOU SEND YOUR HATE MAIL, I didn't even author this I stole it from the best of CL This is just my attempt at a bit of levity, and of co
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